No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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