physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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