One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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