she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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