Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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