I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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