Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
