Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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