Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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