is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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