Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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