So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
