So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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