I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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