awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Watching her eat just hurts me
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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