Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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