margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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