Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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