Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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