Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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