My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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