He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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