yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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