i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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