She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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