People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
