she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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