Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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