you would pick up someone in the library
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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