I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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