Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
They have beer where we have blood.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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