I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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