He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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