I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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