i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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