Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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