all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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