She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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