Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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