my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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