My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
