Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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