If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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