God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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