i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Lo siento on account of my penis...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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