is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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