It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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