only if we run a train.
done.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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