shes about as inviting as chlamydia
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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