she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
A+ Viking dick
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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